MarkInventions

Ideas that would be fascinating to market, and implausible to invent. They may change your life, though.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Mobile Urinal

The Problem: sometimes you're not near a toilet and you need to go.

The Solution: a urination adapter for your mobile phone. This can be in the form of a foldable plastic bowl, if you're a man, or a cup-like device if you're a woman (like a ShePee). The adapter receives the urine and then converts it into a message which your phone then transmits wirelessly to the nearest public toilet.

Prognosis: with an easy to use adapter, which can harness bluetooth technology to mean that you can use it even while on the phone, this device could be used by most mobile phone users. Establishing a receiver for the body waste at toilets will not be difficult either, provided they're not underground. The beauty is that you don't necessarily need to transmit the waste to a toilet in your area if there isn't one available. So even one toilet will provide 100% coverage.

Marketing Statement
This is one product that's set to take the piss.

2 Comments:

  • At 7:51 AM, Anonymous EdLitSubCom said…

    Does this need to be limited to urine? I hear many people talking out their arse on the train and feel this product could benefit users and other passengers by allowing people to talk shit to their friends without bothering anybody else around.

     
  • At 7:11 AM, Blogger Steve said…

    What if I'm caught short AND my mobile is running low on battery power? Would you be able to text me some electricity to top up with?

     

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