The George Formby Grill
The problem: my fat free grill cannot be used as a musical instrument.
The solution: a part-banjo, part-ukulele, part-electric-griddle - the George Formby grill.
Prognosis: this has a novelty value and will certainly provide food and entertainment to someone. The boiling hot griddle, coupled with the strumming action to make the notes, may be a health and safety risk.
Marketing Statement
The George Formby Grill will ensure that your food is always "turned out nice again". Who can forget such classics as "Lean chicken on a lamp post" and "When I'm searing tuna"?
The solution: a part-banjo, part-ukulele, part-electric-griddle - the George Formby grill.
Prognosis: this has a novelty value and will certainly provide food and entertainment to someone. The boiling hot griddle, coupled with the strumming action to make the notes, may be a health and safety risk.
Marketing Statement
The George Formby Grill will ensure that your food is always "turned out nice again". Who can forget such classics as "Lean chicken on a lamp post" and "When I'm searing tuna"?
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