Ideas that would be fascinating to market, and implausible to invent. They may change your life, though.

Friday, November 10, 2006

The George Formby Grill

The problem: my fat free grill cannot be used as a musical instrument.

The solution: a part-banjo, part-ukulele, part-electric-griddle - the George Formby grill.

Prognosis: this has a novelty value and will certainly provide food and entertainment to someone. The boiling hot griddle, coupled with the strumming action to make the notes, may be a health and safety risk.

Marketing Statement
The George Formby Grill will ensure that your food is always "turned out nice again". Who can forget such classics as "Lean chicken on a lamp post" and "When I'm searing tuna"?


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